I'm cooking dinner for Bill on Valentine's Day. I was been knee-deep in Rachael Ray all of yesterday. That sounds so dirty...you can take it either way you want. Regardless, I'll be calling on her 30 minute powers to make sure I don't screw anything up or poison anyone. I know it won't turn out as well as I'm imagining in my head. It's the thought that counts, I guess. And would poisoning a guy who has been a real jack-ass recently be such a bad thing? Hmmmmm.
*Disclaimer: I am NOT poisoning Bill. Do NOT call the police.*
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