It used to be I'd tell you all my secrets. Giving you the credit you deserve.

My best friend is getting married.

There's going to be a Mrs. Switchblade! Who would've thunk it?  I've never planned a bachelor party but I'm going to, no matter how much he protests. I insist there be one more night of Dr. Pepper shots, awkward dancing, and passing out in a closet somewhere, surrounded by the series regulars.  Man, I could put together one HELL of a "this is your life" slideshow.

I haven't seen Johnny since March but we have a date to see the Breeders.

Oh, and congratulations dude.