Friday, January 12, 2007

And I just might be your baby tonight!

Happy Birthday Carol Shoe-Lane!

I'm the worst bowler EVER! But I'm a healthy eater. And a good drinker. And a championship socializer. And a happy kid. So I'm pretty jacked up about scarfing down the cuisine of ye ol' Mexicans and then hittin' the local bowl-a-rama with the my dudes and my honey toooonight!

Don't get me wrong, I like kickin' back and hangin' in my jammies with stacks off movies surrounding me like towers, pausing only for napping, leaking, rehydrating, and fooling around. But it's nice to shower and shave, wear your good hair, and spend an evening with a good crew. I've been a homebody for far too long but tonight, I'm painting the town hot pink and I'm going to laugh any time anyone says balls. <----tee hee.

Come on everybody, gather round.
I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down.
When I'm on the ball, I'm the number one.
And I'm gonna show you how it's done.

Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road.
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
We're sittin' on a bomb that's about to explode.

We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
If you're lookin' for a fight, then the time is right.
We're gonna wipe the floor with you tonight.
We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl.
We're gonna score, score, score, score, score tonight!

Hey Paulette, take a look over here.
I'm your kingpin, honey, and I'm gettin' in gear!
Hey Johnny, Johnny, go bowl that strike.
And I just might be your baby tonight!

Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road.
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
'Cause the stakes are high, and the winner takes all!

We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
Don't get sore when you lose tonight, We're gonna show you how to do it right.
We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl.

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