Thursday, March 30, 2006

Let's start this again for real.

Today I made it my mission to be the captain of the cheer patrol. I had to turn Leo's totally understandable frown upside down, even if it meant doing a puppet show or making a smile-on-a-stick for him to carry around. That's what you do when you "cheese sandwich" someone. You go above and beyond to make sure they are happy as a hundred dollar ho, even if it means making an ass-hat out of yourself. I don't give a flying flip, do you hear me? I'm usually busy embarrassing myself any way so why not do it for a good cause? He's the number one thing in my life, hands down, and if he's sad or worried or annoyed...then I need a smile-on-a-stick! When I last saw the manimal in my life, he was smiling and my heart felt pretty fucking fat. And that's fat with a ph, y'all. I don't know if it's the vitamin D from the weather or what but all I want to do is make sure those big, fatty lips are smiling at all times. And I hope those fatty lips are all over during our date tomorrow. Here's hoping! WELCOME SPRING!

It's been so long since I had a smile.
I've stayed sad for such a long while.
If you can cheer me up, I could learn to love you.

You kiss me now and I turn away.
I think I'm still kissing yesterday.
If you can cheer me up, I could learn to love you.

Love me and cheer me up.
Show me you're the one who can make me happy.
Cheer me up! Come on and cheer me up!

I don't want to spend the rest of my days
dreaming yesterday's daydreams.

Out with the bad and in with the good.
You feel my heart girl, you're knocking on wood.
If you can cheer me up, I could learn to love you.

So generous, I'm being kind.
With selfishness in the back of my mind.
If you can cheer me up, I could learn to love you.

Love me and cheer me up.
Show me you're the one who can make me happy.
Cheer me up! Come on and cheer me up!

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
giving yesterday's promises.

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
living yesterday.

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
singing yesterday's love songs.

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