Lord knows this would be the first time.

I'm watching "Steel Magnolias" while I research creepy Bible versus online to serve as a backdrop for my portrait of Alex Murder. The weather is beautiful, the beer is cold, the dog is chill. The knot in my chest has disappeard without any crying, Edward Cullen is on the cover of my magazine, and I think I want to start a saucy puppet show with anyone willing to make a fool of themselves. A huge stack of RSVPs came, I am for sure going to apply to nursing school in the spring, I'm starting the "Stop Phoebe From Moving" campaign.

I'm wearing paint splattered overalls.

I'm translating things into Spanish and Hungarian.

I'm 6'2" and UNSTOPPABALE!