Heavy Rebel "To Do" List
-book a hotel room (preferably the one our entire crew is staying at which is within walking distance of the Millenium Center so we don't have to worry about drunk drivers...we can all be drunk walker/rockers together)...check!
-buy fringed cowgirl skirt and wrench halter top so you can get gussied up...check!
-purchase tickets for at LEAST Friday and Saturday as Sunday will be played by ear depending upon Kings of Nuthin's time slot.
-start doing crunches so you can wear your wrench halter top without feeling...soft...check!
-get a freakin' oli change and have the "check engine" light examined.
-vacuum car out and remove junk from trunk.
-either fix MP3 player and make mixes or rape Bean of her Ipod for the 7 hour drive.
-ask boss to be let out super, mega early on Friday to make it there in plenty of time...check!
-drive to Winston-Salem, documenting the entire trip via digital camera.
-rock out to Lords of the Highway (you have to show Winston-Salem that you're their biggest and most loyal fan), Seven Shot Screamers, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys, Psychocharger, Kings of Nuthin' and MORE!!
-drink as much PBR and Yuengling as your little body can handle.
-dance your pants off.
-try and flirt with Tommy Bellevue once your liquid courage has kicked in.
-make some fine memories with Miss Phoebe Bean and your sis, Little Jen.
-walk down the street to the room singing loudly and stumbling and tripping because that's what drunk kids from Ohio do when they're rockin', rollin', and wearin'a cowboy hat!
-buy an Elvis bust from Derek.
-try not to throw up the entire way back to Cleveland!
-post picture on your website to let the whole world know that you had more fun than they did.
-see fireworks and celebrate your independence (even if you've been accused of hating freedom).
Did I miss anything?
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